Tuckson Hole Sticker
The perfect parody for anyone who's tired of explaining that no, they don't ski Jackson. A must-have for desert dwellers with a sense of humor and a sunburned goggle tan.
FEATURES:
Cactus-proof vinyl
Gila monster-resistant adhesive
Saguaro-tested durability
Heat-warped for authenticity
PERFECT FOR:
Your desert-dusty 4Runner
The back of your "powder" board (last used: never)
Your "ski" rack that holds mountain bikes
That Corbet's Couloir at your local wash
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than our vertical drop)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your "tram line" (waiting for Eegee's)
Your "backcountry setup" (Chacos)
Stories about that one time it snowed
Your collection of Jackson Hole stickers you're parodying
Your "steep and deep" (Sabino Canyon)
WARNING: May cause:
Confusion from actual Jackson Hole residents
Spontaneous explanations of desert geography
Uncontrollable urges to compare Mt. Lemmon to Teton Village
Excessive use of air quotes when describing "pow days"
Proud declarations about skiing in shorts
Note: Price includes free desert wax (sand) and authentic dust storm patina
The perfect parody for anyone who's tired of explaining that no, they don't ski Jackson. A must-have for desert dwellers with a sense of humor and a sunburned goggle tan.
FEATURES:
Cactus-proof vinyl
Gila monster-resistant adhesive
Saguaro-tested durability
Heat-warped for authenticity
PERFECT FOR:
Your desert-dusty 4Runner
The back of your "powder" board (last used: never)
Your "ski" rack that holds mountain bikes
That Corbet's Couloir at your local wash
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than our vertical drop)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your "tram line" (waiting for Eegee's)
Your "backcountry setup" (Chacos)
Stories about that one time it snowed
Your collection of Jackson Hole stickers you're parodying
Your "steep and deep" (Sabino Canyon)
WARNING: May cause:
Confusion from actual Jackson Hole residents
Spontaneous explanations of desert geography
Uncontrollable urges to compare Mt. Lemmon to Teton Village
Excessive use of air quotes when describing "pow days"
Proud declarations about skiing in shorts
Note: Price includes free desert wax (sand) and authentic dust storm patina
The perfect parody for anyone who's tired of explaining that no, they don't ski Jackson. A must-have for desert dwellers with a sense of humor and a sunburned goggle tan.
FEATURES:
Cactus-proof vinyl
Gila monster-resistant adhesive
Saguaro-tested durability
Heat-warped for authenticity
PERFECT FOR:
Your desert-dusty 4Runner
The back of your "powder" board (last used: never)
Your "ski" rack that holds mountain bikes
That Corbet's Couloir at your local wash
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than our vertical drop)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your "tram line" (waiting for Eegee's)
Your "backcountry setup" (Chacos)
Stories about that one time it snowed
Your collection of Jackson Hole stickers you're parodying
Your "steep and deep" (Sabino Canyon)
WARNING: May cause:
Confusion from actual Jackson Hole residents
Spontaneous explanations of desert geography
Uncontrollable urges to compare Mt. Lemmon to Teton Village
Excessive use of air quotes when describing "pow days"
Proud declarations about skiing in shorts
Note: Price includes free desert wax (sand) and authentic dust storm patina