THIS VEHICLE RUNS ON 10% GASOLINE AND 90% CORPORATE TRAUMA
Perfect for your mobile housing unit/commuter vehicle/last remaining asset. Show off your resort town PTSD with this brutally honest declaration of your mountain town employment status.
FEATURES:
Trauma-resistant vinyl
All-weather adhesive (like your coping mechanisms)
Professional finish (unlike your work/life balance)
Guaranteed to last longer than your ski town mental health
IDEAL FOR:
Your Subaru/home
The van you're "living in by choice"
The staff parking lot you now call "neighborhood"
That vehicle you drive 2 hours to work in
Your emotional support Toyota
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your remaining dignity)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of old resort name tags
That distance calculator to the nearest affordable housing
Your "resort town bingo" card of trauma
The multiple job schedules in your glovebox
Your "fun powder day calculator" (after gas costs)
WARNING: Side effects include:
Knowing nods from service industry workers
Spontaneous therapy sessions in lift lines
Unexpected bonding with other resort employees
Uncomfortable laughter from HR
Trust fund kids asking if your car really runs on trauma
Note: Sticker price does not include mountain town markup or emotional damage fees
Perfect for your mobile housing unit/commuter vehicle/last remaining asset. Show off your resort town PTSD with this brutally honest declaration of your mountain town employment status.
FEATURES:
Trauma-resistant vinyl
All-weather adhesive (like your coping mechanisms)
Professional finish (unlike your work/life balance)
Guaranteed to last longer than your ski town mental health
IDEAL FOR:
Your Subaru/home
The van you're "living in by choice"
The staff parking lot you now call "neighborhood"
That vehicle you drive 2 hours to work in
Your emotional support Toyota
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your remaining dignity)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of old resort name tags
That distance calculator to the nearest affordable housing
Your "resort town bingo" card of trauma
The multiple job schedules in your glovebox
Your "fun powder day calculator" (after gas costs)
WARNING: Side effects include:
Knowing nods from service industry workers
Spontaneous therapy sessions in lift lines
Unexpected bonding with other resort employees
Uncomfortable laughter from HR
Trust fund kids asking if your car really runs on trauma
Note: Sticker price does not include mountain town markup or emotional damage fees
Perfect for your mobile housing unit/commuter vehicle/last remaining asset. Show off your resort town PTSD with this brutally honest declaration of your mountain town employment status.
FEATURES:
Trauma-resistant vinyl
All-weather adhesive (like your coping mechanisms)
Professional finish (unlike your work/life balance)
Guaranteed to last longer than your ski town mental health
IDEAL FOR:
Your Subaru/home
The van you're "living in by choice"
The staff parking lot you now call "neighborhood"
That vehicle you drive 2 hours to work in
Your emotional support Toyota
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your remaining dignity)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of old resort name tags
That distance calculator to the nearest affordable housing
Your "resort town bingo" card of trauma
The multiple job schedules in your glovebox
Your "fun powder day calculator" (after gas costs)
WARNING: Side effects include:
Knowing nods from service industry workers
Spontaneous therapy sessions in lift lines
Unexpected bonding with other resort employees
Uncomfortable laughter from HR
Trust fund kids asking if your car really runs on trauma
Note: Sticker price does not include mountain town markup or emotional damage fees