THE SUN NEVER SETS ON VAIL STICKER

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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE EPIC EMPIRE

Show your mountain town cynicism with this darkly humorous take on corporate ski resort consolidation. Featuring our classic distressed design and grim imperial messaging, this sticker perfectly captures Vail Resorts' global expansion and your local mountain's demise.

FEATURES:

  • Waterproof vinyl, perfect for your overpriced resort parking lot living situation

  • Weather-resistant, like your resolve to keep skiing despite corporate takeover

  • Adhesive stronger than Vail's commitment to local communities

  • Pairs well with your van life setup and crushing economic anxiety

Perfect for:

  • Your Subaru (now classified as employee housing)

  • Protest signs

  • Your "vintage" ski pass from when it was affordable

  • The back of your Epic Pass (irony included)

Size: 4 .5”x3” (about the size of your mountain town's remaining soul)

WARNING: May cause spontaneous discussions about corporate consolidation, mountain town housing crises, and the death of ski culture. Side effects include nostalgic reminiscing about "the good old days" and sudden urges to quote the Sherman Antitrust Act.

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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE EPIC EMPIRE

Show your mountain town cynicism with this darkly humorous take on corporate ski resort consolidation. Featuring our classic distressed design and grim imperial messaging, this sticker perfectly captures Vail Resorts' global expansion and your local mountain's demise.

FEATURES:

  • Waterproof vinyl, perfect for your overpriced resort parking lot living situation

  • Weather-resistant, like your resolve to keep skiing despite corporate takeover

  • Adhesive stronger than Vail's commitment to local communities

  • Pairs well with your van life setup and crushing economic anxiety

Perfect for:

  • Your Subaru (now classified as employee housing)

  • Protest signs

  • Your "vintage" ski pass from when it was affordable

  • The back of your Epic Pass (irony included)

Size: 4 .5”x3” (about the size of your mountain town's remaining soul)

WARNING: May cause spontaneous discussions about corporate consolidation, mountain town housing crises, and the death of ski culture. Side effects include nostalgic reminiscing about "the good old days" and sudden urges to quote the Sherman Antitrust Act.

THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE EPIC EMPIRE

Show your mountain town cynicism with this darkly humorous take on corporate ski resort consolidation. Featuring our classic distressed design and grim imperial messaging, this sticker perfectly captures Vail Resorts' global expansion and your local mountain's demise.

FEATURES:

  • Waterproof vinyl, perfect for your overpriced resort parking lot living situation

  • Weather-resistant, like your resolve to keep skiing despite corporate takeover

  • Adhesive stronger than Vail's commitment to local communities

  • Pairs well with your van life setup and crushing economic anxiety

Perfect for:

  • Your Subaru (now classified as employee housing)

  • Protest signs

  • Your "vintage" ski pass from when it was affordable

  • The back of your Epic Pass (irony included)

Size: 4 .5”x3” (about the size of your mountain town's remaining soul)

WARNING: May cause spontaneous discussions about corporate consolidation, mountain town housing crises, and the death of ski culture. Side effects include nostalgic reminiscing about "the good old days" and sudden urges to quote the Sherman Antitrust Act.