SAC BUMPER STICKER
Celebrate the innovative disruption of public safety with this darkly satirical take on corporate snow science. Perfect for anyone watching winter sports get monetized in exciting new ways.
FEATURES:
Desert-grade vinyl
Profit-maximizing adhesive
Heat-resistant (like our snow forecasts)
Dynamically priced materials
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle (where you check forecasts while waiting for the paywall to load)
Your avalanche safety gear (that costs less than our subscription)
The back of your beacon (that's somehow cheaper than our daily report)
Your snow study kit (now with microtransactions)
Size: 4" x 4" (expandable with premium subscription)
INNOVATIVE FEATURES:
Premium forecast unlock options
Subscription-based stability tests
Pay-per-view pit profiles
NFT-enabled danger ratings
Blockchain avalanche roses
WARNING: May cause:
Spontaneous discussions about privatizing public safety
Confusion about snow in the desert
Uncomfortable laughter from avalanche professionals
Sudden urges to check subscription rates
Existential crisis about the future of avalanche education
Note: Sticker price subject to surge pricing during storm cycles. Additional fees may apply for actually reading the sticker.
Celebrate the innovative disruption of public safety with this darkly satirical take on corporate snow science. Perfect for anyone watching winter sports get monetized in exciting new ways.
FEATURES:
Desert-grade vinyl
Profit-maximizing adhesive
Heat-resistant (like our snow forecasts)
Dynamically priced materials
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle (where you check forecasts while waiting for the paywall to load)
Your avalanche safety gear (that costs less than our subscription)
The back of your beacon (that's somehow cheaper than our daily report)
Your snow study kit (now with microtransactions)
Size: 4" x 4" (expandable with premium subscription)
INNOVATIVE FEATURES:
Premium forecast unlock options
Subscription-based stability tests
Pay-per-view pit profiles
NFT-enabled danger ratings
Blockchain avalanche roses
WARNING: May cause:
Spontaneous discussions about privatizing public safety
Confusion about snow in the desert
Uncomfortable laughter from avalanche professionals
Sudden urges to check subscription rates
Existential crisis about the future of avalanche education
Note: Sticker price subject to surge pricing during storm cycles. Additional fees may apply for actually reading the sticker.
Celebrate the innovative disruption of public safety with this darkly satirical take on corporate snow science. Perfect for anyone watching winter sports get monetized in exciting new ways.
FEATURES:
Desert-grade vinyl
Profit-maximizing adhesive
Heat-resistant (like our snow forecasts)
Dynamically priced materials
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle (where you check forecasts while waiting for the paywall to load)
Your avalanche safety gear (that costs less than our subscription)
The back of your beacon (that's somehow cheaper than our daily report)
Your snow study kit (now with microtransactions)
Size: 4" x 4" (expandable with premium subscription)
INNOVATIVE FEATURES:
Premium forecast unlock options
Subscription-based stability tests
Pay-per-view pit profiles
NFT-enabled danger ratings
Blockchain avalanche roses
WARNING: May cause:
Spontaneous discussions about privatizing public safety
Confusion about snow in the desert
Uncomfortable laughter from avalanche professionals
Sudden urges to check subscription rates
Existential crisis about the future of avalanche education
Note: Sticker price subject to surge pricing during storm cycles. Additional fees may apply for actually reading the sticker.