HONK IF YOU'RE EXPERIENCING ECONOMIC VIOLENCE AT HIGH ALTITUDE
Express your mountain town trauma with this painfully accurate statement piece. Perfect for that traffic jam of Subarus behind City Market where everyone lives now.
FEATURES:
Weather-resistant vinyl (unlike your housing situation)
Premium adhesive (stronger than your lease agreement)
High-altitude tested (like your financial breaking point)
Clear lettering (visible from your van/home)
IDEAL FOR:
Your mobile housing unit (car)
The back of your 4Runner you share with 5 roommates
Your spot in the Walmart parking lot
That "vintage" ski locker you're secretly living in
The back of your $1200 Epic Pass
Size: 5" x 3" (bigger than your studio apartment)
BONUS FEATURES:
Triggers spontaneous honking in resort parking lots
Causes knowing nods from service industry workers
Immediately understood by anyone making less than six figures above 8,000 feet
Makes trust fund babies mildly uncomfortable
WARNING: May cause excessive honking in ski towns, spontaneous community organizing, and uncomfortable conversations about wealth inequality at altitude.
Note: Price of sticker may increase due to dynamic pricing and mountain town cost of living adjustments.
Express your mountain town trauma with this painfully accurate statement piece. Perfect for that traffic jam of Subarus behind City Market where everyone lives now.
FEATURES:
Weather-resistant vinyl (unlike your housing situation)
Premium adhesive (stronger than your lease agreement)
High-altitude tested (like your financial breaking point)
Clear lettering (visible from your van/home)
IDEAL FOR:
Your mobile housing unit (car)
The back of your 4Runner you share with 5 roommates
Your spot in the Walmart parking lot
That "vintage" ski locker you're secretly living in
The back of your $1200 Epic Pass
Size: 5" x 3" (bigger than your studio apartment)
BONUS FEATURES:
Triggers spontaneous honking in resort parking lots
Causes knowing nods from service industry workers
Immediately understood by anyone making less than six figures above 8,000 feet
Makes trust fund babies mildly uncomfortable
WARNING: May cause excessive honking in ski towns, spontaneous community organizing, and uncomfortable conversations about wealth inequality at altitude.
Note: Price of sticker may increase due to dynamic pricing and mountain town cost of living adjustments.
Express your mountain town trauma with this painfully accurate statement piece. Perfect for that traffic jam of Subarus behind City Market where everyone lives now.
FEATURES:
Weather-resistant vinyl (unlike your housing situation)
Premium adhesive (stronger than your lease agreement)
High-altitude tested (like your financial breaking point)
Clear lettering (visible from your van/home)
IDEAL FOR:
Your mobile housing unit (car)
The back of your 4Runner you share with 5 roommates
Your spot in the Walmart parking lot
That "vintage" ski locker you're secretly living in
The back of your $1200 Epic Pass
Size: 5" x 3" (bigger than your studio apartment)
BONUS FEATURES:
Triggers spontaneous honking in resort parking lots
Causes knowing nods from service industry workers
Immediately understood by anyone making less than six figures above 8,000 feet
Makes trust fund babies mildly uncomfortable
WARNING: May cause excessive honking in ski towns, spontaneous community organizing, and uncomfortable conversations about wealth inequality at altitude.
Note: Price of sticker may increase due to dynamic pricing and mountain town cost of living adjustments.