HONK IF YOUR MOUNTAIN TOWN IS GIVING EAST INDIA COMPANY CORE
Perfect for anyone watching their local mountain resort transform into a colonial trading outpost. Show off your historical knowledge of corporate exploitation with this darkly accurate comparison.
FEATURES:
Colony-grade vinyl
Imperial strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like local resistance)
Historically accurate trauma
PERFECT FOR:
Your company-issued transport vessel
The trading post (formerly local ski shop)
Your East India Company-style employee housing
The back of your corporate papers (season pass)
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your local mountain's autonomy)
IDEAL FOR:
Displaced locals
Corporate territory subjects
Mountain town historians
Trading post employees
Anyone paying tribute to the Company (Epic Pass)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your local mountain's surrender documents
Company scrip (Epic Pass)
Territory acquisition maps
Corporate trading port schedules
Your mountain town's colonial charter
WARNING: May cause:
Sudden realizations about corporate colonialism
Spontaneous history lessons in lift lines
Uncomfortable parallels with your resort job
Urges to dump passes in the harbor
Revolutionary thoughts about mountain town independence
Note: The Company claims 90% of all honks as tribute
Perfect for anyone watching their local mountain resort transform into a colonial trading outpost. Show off your historical knowledge of corporate exploitation with this darkly accurate comparison.
FEATURES:
Colony-grade vinyl
Imperial strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like local resistance)
Historically accurate trauma
PERFECT FOR:
Your company-issued transport vessel
The trading post (formerly local ski shop)
Your East India Company-style employee housing
The back of your corporate papers (season pass)
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your local mountain's autonomy)
IDEAL FOR:
Displaced locals
Corporate territory subjects
Mountain town historians
Trading post employees
Anyone paying tribute to the Company (Epic Pass)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your local mountain's surrender documents
Company scrip (Epic Pass)
Territory acquisition maps
Corporate trading port schedules
Your mountain town's colonial charter
WARNING: May cause:
Sudden realizations about corporate colonialism
Spontaneous history lessons in lift lines
Uncomfortable parallels with your resort job
Urges to dump passes in the harbor
Revolutionary thoughts about mountain town independence
Note: The Company claims 90% of all honks as tribute
Perfect for anyone watching their local mountain resort transform into a colonial trading outpost. Show off your historical knowledge of corporate exploitation with this darkly accurate comparison.
FEATURES:
Colony-grade vinyl
Imperial strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like local resistance)
Historically accurate trauma
PERFECT FOR:
Your company-issued transport vessel
The trading post (formerly local ski shop)
Your East India Company-style employee housing
The back of your corporate papers (season pass)
Size: 5" x 3" (larger than your local mountain's autonomy)
IDEAL FOR:
Displaced locals
Corporate territory subjects
Mountain town historians
Trading post employees
Anyone paying tribute to the Company (Epic Pass)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your local mountain's surrender documents
Company scrip (Epic Pass)
Territory acquisition maps
Corporate trading port schedules
Your mountain town's colonial charter
WARNING: May cause:
Sudden realizations about corporate colonialism
Spontaneous history lessons in lift lines
Uncomfortable parallels with your resort job
Urges to dump passes in the harbor
Revolutionary thoughts about mountain town independence
Note: The Company claims 90% of all honks as tribute