CORPORATE SERF WITH A SEASON PASS
Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).
FEATURES:
Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)
All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)
Professional finish (unlike your living situation)
Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle/home
That backpack you take to all three jobs
The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing
Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")
Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your employee housing anxiety
That Masters degree you're not using
Your ramen-based diet
Your "weekend" job that's actually every day
WARNING: Side effects may include:
Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers
Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery
Spontaneous discussions about unionizing
Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke
Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets
Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).
FEATURES:
Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)
All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)
Professional finish (unlike your living situation)
Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle/home
That backpack you take to all three jobs
The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing
Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")
Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your employee housing anxiety
That Masters degree you're not using
Your ramen-based diet
Your "weekend" job that's actually every day
WARNING: Side effects may include:
Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers
Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery
Spontaneous discussions about unionizing
Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke
Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets
Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).
FEATURES:
Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)
All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)
Professional finish (unlike your living situation)
Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job
PERFECT FOR:
Your vehicle/home
That backpack you take to all three jobs
The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing
Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")
Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your employee housing anxiety
That Masters degree you're not using
Your ramen-based diet
Your "weekend" job that's actually every day
WARNING: Side effects may include:
Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers
Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery
Spontaneous discussions about unionizing
Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke
Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets