CORPORATE SERF WITH A SEASON PASS

$7.00

Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).

FEATURES:

  • Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)

  • All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)

  • Professional finish (unlike your living situation)

  • Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job

PERFECT FOR:

  • Your vehicle/home

  • That backpack you take to all three jobs

  • The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing

  • Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")

Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)

PAIRS WELL WITH:

  • Your employee housing anxiety

  • That Masters degree you're not using

  • Your ramen-based diet

  • Your "weekend" job that's actually every day

WARNING: Side effects may include:

  • Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers

  • Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery

  • Spontaneous discussions about unionizing

  • Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke

Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets

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Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).

FEATURES:

  • Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)

  • All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)

  • Professional finish (unlike your living situation)

  • Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job

PERFECT FOR:

  • Your vehicle/home

  • That backpack you take to all three jobs

  • The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing

  • Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")

Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)

PAIRS WELL WITH:

  • Your employee housing anxiety

  • That Masters degree you're not using

  • Your ramen-based diet

  • Your "weekend" job that's actually every day

WARNING: Side effects may include:

  • Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers

  • Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery

  • Spontaneous discussions about unionizing

  • Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke

Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets

Display your indentured servitude to the mountain-industrial complex with this brutally honest statement piece. Perfect for anyone who traded their financial stability for unlimited* access to slopes (*blackout dates apply).

FEATURES:

  • Durable vinyl (outlasts your mountain town housing)

  • All-weather adhesive (like your commitment to poverty with views)

  • Professional finish (unlike your living situation)

  • Guaranteed to last longer than your resort job

PERFECT FOR:

  • Your vehicle/home

  • That backpack you take to all three jobs

  • The mini-fridge in your shared staff housing

  • Your locker at the resort (until they need it for "restructuring")

Size: 4" x 3" (larger than your portion of shared housing)

PAIRS WELL WITH:

  • Your employee housing anxiety

  • That Masters degree you're not using

  • Your ramen-based diet

  • Your "weekend" job that's actually every day

WARNING: Side effects may include:

  • Knowing laughs from fellow resort workers

  • Uncomfortable conversations about wage slavery

  • Spontaneous discussions about unionizing

  • Trust fund kids asking you to explain the joke

Note: Price subject to change based on corporate overlord's quarterly earnings targets