MY MOUNTAIN TOWN BECAME AN EPIC PASS COLONY AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS VEHICLE I LIVE IN
The perfect mobile housing accessory for the recently displaced mountain town local. Show off your forced nomadic lifestyle with this brutally honest declaration of corporate-induced vehicular residency.
FEATURES:
Displacement-grade vinyl
Nomadic-strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like your housing situation)
Longer lasting than local culture
PERFECT FOR:
Your Subaru/studio apartment
The van you're "choosing" to live in
Your mobile employee housing unit
That vehicle you sleep in between three jobs
Your last remaining fixed address
Size: 6" x 4" (larger than your living space)
IDEAL PLACEMENT OPTIONS:
Back window of your home/vehicle
The Walmart parking lot you now call "home base"
Your spot in the resort employee lot
That secret camping spot you're not supposed to live in
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of parking tickets
That gym membership you got "for the showers"
Your "van life isn't so bad" meditation app
The camping stove you now call a kitchen
Your carefully curated list of overnight parking spots
WARNING: May cause:
Knowing nods from other vehicle dwellers
Spontaneous parking lot community formation
Uncomfortable conversations about housing markets
Trust fund kids calling you "authentically local"
Resort management pretending not to see you
Note: Price subject to surge pricing during housing crisis peaks
The perfect mobile housing accessory for the recently displaced mountain town local. Show off your forced nomadic lifestyle with this brutally honest declaration of corporate-induced vehicular residency.
FEATURES:
Displacement-grade vinyl
Nomadic-strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like your housing situation)
Longer lasting than local culture
PERFECT FOR:
Your Subaru/studio apartment
The van you're "choosing" to live in
Your mobile employee housing unit
That vehicle you sleep in between three jobs
Your last remaining fixed address
Size: 6" x 4" (larger than your living space)
IDEAL PLACEMENT OPTIONS:
Back window of your home/vehicle
The Walmart parking lot you now call "home base"
Your spot in the resort employee lot
That secret camping spot you're not supposed to live in
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of parking tickets
That gym membership you got "for the showers"
Your "van life isn't so bad" meditation app
The camping stove you now call a kitchen
Your carefully curated list of overnight parking spots
WARNING: May cause:
Knowing nods from other vehicle dwellers
Spontaneous parking lot community formation
Uncomfortable conversations about housing markets
Trust fund kids calling you "authentically local"
Resort management pretending not to see you
Note: Price subject to surge pricing during housing crisis peaks
The perfect mobile housing accessory for the recently displaced mountain town local. Show off your forced nomadic lifestyle with this brutally honest declaration of corporate-induced vehicular residency.
FEATURES:
Displacement-grade vinyl
Nomadic-strength adhesive
Weather-resistant (like your housing situation)
Longer lasting than local culture
PERFECT FOR:
Your Subaru/studio apartment
The van you're "choosing" to live in
Your mobile employee housing unit
That vehicle you sleep in between three jobs
Your last remaining fixed address
Size: 6" x 4" (larger than your living space)
IDEAL PLACEMENT OPTIONS:
Back window of your home/vehicle
The Walmart parking lot you now call "home base"
Your spot in the resort employee lot
That secret camping spot you're not supposed to live in
PAIRS WELL WITH:
Your collection of parking tickets
That gym membership you got "for the showers"
Your "van life isn't so bad" meditation app
The camping stove you now call a kitchen
Your carefully curated list of overnight parking spots
WARNING: May cause:
Knowing nods from other vehicle dwellers
Spontaneous parking lot community formation
Uncomfortable conversations about housing markets
Trust fund kids calling you "authentically local"
Resort management pretending not to see you
Note: Price subject to surge pricing during housing crisis peaks